Let's just round and say that it has been a month and a half since I have last written.  Yeah, there are reasons.  Will I tell you those reasons?  Only if you pay me.

Kidding.

This past month has just been rather hectic...what with a wedding and all.  Who's wedding?  Oh right...that would be mine.  I will be posting some pictures once I get the time to sit down and edit them...which will hopefully be soon.  The digitals that my neighbor took are ginormous and just need shrunk down and the red eye taken out.  Ah...such is the curse of having blue eyes. 

So we wed-ded *blink*, and we honeymooned in Niagara Falls, and I am finally all moved into the house...and after all that I come to find out the worst thing ever:

My cat hates me.

Yes it's true...she's decided that the most fun game in the world is the "see how many times we can wake mommy up in the middle of the night because she's take our spot in bed" game.  What does that consist of?  Her pouncing me repeatedly and meowing like she's been shot twice all hours of the night.  So that would take me to my next subject...

CAT FOR ADOPTION!  NEEDS GOOD HOME! 

Again, I'm kidding.  Shawn would file for divorce faster than I can type this if I got rid of that mangy hellbeast...

Let me think, what else?  Oh right...bellydancing is going good.  Just performed at the Viking Festival all last weekend.  Boy, do I love character acting...it was just neat to be able to make up my character and be her the whole two days...the dancing part was cool too.  The HeartCuffs...not so cool, but Mia and I sold ALOT of them after Pirate Red put us in them. Could it have been the bellydancers chained together and practically wrestling on the ground that sold them?  Nah...by the way, those pictures are soon to come as well.

Anyway...I feel bad for not being able to get around to you alls sites...I'll get to them this week sometime.  Maybe.  Possibly.  Hell, I'll try.

I am in some PAIN here, people...stupid skin disease problem thingy.  *grumbles*

In other news...I went to back in my parking spot at work on Wednesday and zip...right in, no pulling forward and backing up for me this time.  Right in, done.  Two seconds.  Go me.  Please...feel free to send monetary donations as your form of congratulations.  I also take any form of bellydancing items in lieu of monetary donations. 

I'm looking for some tribal jewelry at this point.  EBay is seeming to be my best bet right now...though I was hoping just to find someone at a seminar or something who had a necklace and belt that I like.  Maybe a bracelet or two as well.

So Mia and I decided that we are going to duet.  Not singing....no definately not singing, but dancing...wicked cool.  So we've got a costume idea in mind...I've been spending the past few days drawing them out.  That's a feat for me..I can't draw very well.  So we're thinking all black...top, skirt, sleeves...then the pants underneath will be red.  I'm talking just a gorgeous bright red so that when we spin, the red will show from beneath the skirt.  Just like a little suprise splash of color.  Yeah...going to bed now.

I am just a regluar comic attraction in the parking lot here at work...basically what I am saying is that I tried to back into a parking space again.  I swear...you would think that a group of Marines would have seen this stuff happen before.  Good news...I only pulled forward and tried again once today...so I must be getting better. 

I'm getting a kitten this weekend.  A mangy, runty, hideous, mongrel of an orange kitten.  She's 5 weeks old...and oh baby is she precious.  I dunno why, for some reason I just like to call her mangy.  Maybe it's because she's so tiny and her fur is still all whacked.  I dunno.  I don't know what to name her...something Tolkien-esque most likely.  I'll be sure and put up some pictures once I get the little runt.

Bring back the dancing girls? What the blue hell kind of society are we...oh, nevermind.

Hey, Dread...which post did you want me to stalk you about?  I mean...I signed up for my official government issue stalking liscence...but it won't be in the mail untill next week.  Can you wait untill then?

Anyway...I had a purpose for writing today...apparently I am hella amusing to watch trying to back my littly bitty Honda into a parking spot.  Don't ask me how I passed my driving test and am still unable to back into a parking spot...

But...I pull into the parking lot after lunch today and there is a Navy boy standing out in front of the recruitment office having a smoke.  Let me just add that he was in uniform.  So I try and back in the spot like the rest of my co-workers do (my poor car is always the odd duck out facing the other way...I just wanted her to be able to show her face *sarcasm*), so I back in between two spaces, so I pull forward and try again...next thing I know there is a Navy boy and a Marine watching this spectacle.  I back up again...crooked, try again and again and yet one more time before I finally get it.  I look up...and I swear the entire contents of the recruitment office is standing on the front walk just a'staring like it's the funniest thing they had ever seen. 

Humiliation is such a strong word, wait...no it's not.  I actually just wanted to curl up in the trunk and die at that point...as long as I didn't have to get out of the car...ever....ever...ever...again.

Currently Reading Eragon (Inheritance, Book 1) By Christopher Paolini see related

Wow...I've been boring for a while, haven't I?  I guess I really just don't have alot to say about much of anything really.  Nothing profound anyway...don't want to bored you all to death after all.

That should appease some people...it appeased me for oh...at least ten seconds.  Lemme find another.

Yep.  That too.  I can't wait to see this movie.  It's coming out next month and we saw a preview for it when we went to see Walking Tall this past weekend.  speaking of Walking Tall...it wasn't bad.  I mean, what other movie do you get to see The Rock stomp around and beat people down with a 4x4...other than on WWE!  Other than on WWE!  Sheesh...personally, I liked the movie, it could have been better...but I won't go into that for those of you who haven't seen it.